1000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart!

by **koido.** Tue Feb 24, 2015 5:56 pm

Hey guys!

Welcome to the game most of us have been waiting for:

1,000 ways to get KICKED out of WAMART!

I think most of you guys have seen this thread on Chicken Smoothie, so I decided to bring it over here.
It's pretty simple, list the number of you post (Ex. #45) and then list a way to get kicked out of walmart!

I'll start.
#1: Grab packs of skittles and throw them at people chanting, "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"

by **mupui** Tue Feb 24, 2015 6:27 pm

#2: Go up to the manager and yell "How did you get out of jail?!?!?!"

by **koido.** Tue Feb 24, 2015 8:08 pm

#3: Build a toilet paper castle, sit at the top, and chant, "I AM THE KING OF TOILET PAPER!!"

by **mupui** Tue Feb 24, 2015 8:20 pm

#4: Open a milk carton, pour it on the ground, and slide on it like a slip n slide.

by **snow** Tue Feb 24, 2015 8:29 pm

#5 get icecubes and put it on the floor so you can iceskate!

by **koido.** Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:19 pm

#6 grab a snickers, walk up to a guy, smack him, then ask him if he wants a snickers.

If he takes it, grab things that look like makeup and give him a makeover to look like a person that plays in a rock band!

by **Otaku** Wed Feb 25, 2015 11:28 am

#7
Go to the sweet isle, tip out every packet of gumballs and watch everyone fall over xD

by **koido.** Wed Feb 25, 2015 11:34 am

#8

Grab whip cream, make it look like a santa beard, then go up to little children and say they are getting coal for christmas.

by **snow** Wed Feb 25, 2015 8:29 pm

#9
get pans and pots and go around the whole store hitting them together like drums

by **Otaku** Thu Feb 26, 2015 10:51 am

#10
Get some paint and draw a really realistic door on the wall. Sit back and watch people as they confusingly walk into as wall.

by **koido.** Thu Feb 26, 2015 5:13 pm

#11

Go in the middle and act like you freeze. Then watch people as they stare at you as they walk past, then unfreeze and scare people walking past.

by **Otaku** Sat Feb 28, 2015 4:05 am

#12 Get ketchup pour it all over your self and just lie in the middle of the store like you're dead! >.<

by **snow** Sat Feb 28, 2015 1:02 pm

#13
get black paint and put it on the floor so it will look like a hole and scare people!

by **koido.** Sat Feb 28, 2015 1:03 pm

#14

Put on a cop outfit and scare people, saying they are under arrest for shopping for spongebob.

idk either >.<

by **Otaku** Sat Feb 28, 2015 3:05 pm

#15
Go into the clothes isle (do they even sell clothes at walmart?) and put every t- shirt you can find on!

by **mupui** Sun Mar 15, 2015 2:55 pm

#16
(They do. xD)
Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it.
When they say you didn't buy it there say "The customer is always right, [curse word of your choice]!!" Make a scene.

by **KoolDragun** Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:27 pm

#17
put on an Easter bunny costume and eat all the Hershey's chocolate in the candy isle, saying you are the Easter Bunny and can eat anything.

by **Splochy123** Wed Apr 22, 2015 2:32 pm

Climb up on top of the food shelves and leap across them screaming,

" I AM SPIDER MAN!!!!"

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